December 2009
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it...
– Brian O’Driscoll
Just been asked to be a hair model for a photoshoot my friend is doing.
Absolute blank canvas for her. Long. Messy. Shit hair.
Make me beautiful …
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2010
What a lovely way to finish the year.
A kiss from Margaret! Awesome football with all the guys. Great banter. Lambourne in a lake. A Cunningham ‘Di Canio’ special. A Hardy winner. Happy James.
Onwards … and a meal for two in Wetherspoon’s with the great Chris Wise. Then spending the last 5 hours or so of 2009 with my longest serving / suffering friends. It’s really...
New Year's Eve
This time last year, I’d been out for an outstanding Chinese meal to celebrate Lauren’s 21st Birthday with her family and close friends. That was a pretty awesome night to be fair. The Crouch’s ALWAYS treat me like one of their own and I infinitely appreciate that.
I then proceeded to see the New Year in with Crouchie in Wantage! An experience for sure. This was all before...
‘Street Spirit’ is our purest song, but I didn’t write...
– Thom Yorke
Tell my voice what it takes,
To speak up,
Speak up,
and keep my conscience...
– All Time Low - Jasae Rae
Football
So … We had a conversation the other evening. Premiership team of the decade. Plenty of debate. This is the experts opinion …
GK - Shay Given
DR - Gary Neville
DL - Ashley Cole
DC - John Terry
DC - Rio Ferdinand
MR - Cristiano Ronaldo
ML - Ryan Giggs
MC - Patrick Vieira
MC - Steven Gerrard
FC - Alan Shearer
FC - Thierry Henry
Song of the decade ...
Snow Patrol song Chasing Cars was the most widely played song of the decade, according to music licensing body PPL.
What was yours?
Or, that you’ll see my scrotum and see that it has a seam on it and then...
– Chris Griffin
[Family Guy]
Hair.
Has my hair reached a terminal length? Will it get any longer?
My mother thought ‘lol’ meant lots of love and put it at the end of...
– From Joe via text:
bbc 606
last.fm - do we have musical compatibility? →
(via fuckyeahprettygirls)
Very good apparently :]
Luke Pickett - Empty Corridors <3
In a perfect world… her face would not exist
In a perfect world… a...
– Ben Kowalewicz
Billy Talent - Perfect World
I had a cat once. I dropped a sofa on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on its...
– Dean Learner [ Garth Marenghi’s ‘Darkplace’ ]
Stu Price: She’s got my grandmother’s Holocaust ring!
Alan Garner:...
– The Hangover
Meeting women with substance is fucking impossible.
– Tyson Ritter [ All American Rejects ]
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When you try your best but you don’t succeed
When you get what you want...
– Chris Martin
Coldplay - Fix You
oh no you fucking don't.
kayaolivia:
how dare you, how very fucking dare you. WHO do you think you are? you can’t just come back and crawl into my life when things are looking up for me? just as i start to get happy you want to come and fuck it up again? myself AND my friends have tried for too long, and too hard to get me to be like myself again, and you are NOT dragging me down again. it’s like you have a radar, ‘oh,...
James, there’s loads of bacon that needs using up.
– Sally Hardy
Gosh, If I have to!
Mother Nature ...
I’m getting a little bit wound up by the weathers persistent insistence that I shall not play football…
I hear you on the radio
You permeate my screen.
It’s unkind but…...
– Brandon Boyd
Incubus - Megalomaniac
He has such a way with words…
Metallica - Fade To Black
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free Things not what they used to be Missing one inside of me Deathly lost, this can’t be real Can’t stand this hell I feel Emptiness is filling me To the point of...
I don’t trust cats. I wouldn’t send a cat to the shops with my...
– Jackie McKeown
Females.
For all the photo’s of attractive females that get posted on here …
I’d like to say … Intelligent females = WIN!
Cesc Fabregas
Technique 20
Fate is an elegant, cold-hearted whore.
She loves salting my wounds,
Yeh she...
– The Spill Canvas - Polygraph, Right Now!
Pardon me while I burst…
– Brandon Boyd
Incubus - Pardon Me
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